Wednesday, 17 January 2018

Send In The Tranqs

My latest works have all been trash, I'm heading for a mental crash. I'm ready to quit - tell my three followers - I'm sure they'll not give a shit. They were probably only laughing at me, taking my work, sending copies of it, saying: "Hey, look at this stupid tit!"
"He's writing about his pitiful life again, as if anyone cared one tiny bit."
"Have you seen his latest post about how he feels a massively miserable twit?"
"I'd hate to meet him in the street, he sounds such a pathetic dick, with his hipster typewriter - what a pretentious prick!"

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