Wednesday, 17 January 2018

Dear The Internet Sux

I'm not sure whether you guys love cats, your latest posts seem to indicate the opposite of that. You seem to have it out for them, you seem to be two horrible, angry young men.

Yours, Earn

Dear Earn,
I understand our content left you deeply concerned, let me just say that I think you're a giant piece of shit, thinking your opinion is important enough to warrant the airing of it. We would like to affirm that the only interest we have in cats is purely platonic, frankly any suggestion otherwise could only come from an armchair alcoholic, who's getting as pumped up as someone receiving a colonic. And let me tell you Earn, I find your better judgement deeply moronic, I hope you drown face first in your gin and tonic.

Love TheInternetSardonic.

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