Thursday, 21 September 2017

Sheila's Chela

He looks like he could dislocate his jaw, and shove the whole kebab into his maw, using the pincer like grip of one of his claws.

She looks like the tip of a dick, the way her bulbous head sits, the way her hair grows bob-like with the middle split.

She seems to think that he's the shit, she said his Tindr profile was the tits, but that she couldn't meet him earlier as she had the squits.

So in this reasonably priced food court they sit, her a look-alike prick, and him unable to ponder anything but upon the firmness of her shits. 

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