Sunday, 1 January 2017

2016 - Celebrities: The New Mass Extinction Due To Climate Change

So I've seen off yet another year.
I cried when David Bowie died.
Hopeless, miserable, devoid of cheer.
I lost my shit when Prince took his last hit.
Going back to 2013 now seems a good idea.
I did my nana when George Michael ate his last banana
Everyone these days has a bad case of Facebook diarrhea
I sobbed when Carrie Fischer lost her chance at a sixth job
10, 9, 8....3, 2, 1, and everyone let's out a gigantic cheer
I drowned myself in a small metal pail when I found out that Honey G's single failed.
but I survived. So, 2017, better luck this year.

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