I cried when David Bowie died.Hopeless, miserable, devoid of cheer.
I lost my shit when Prince took his last hit.Going back to 2013 now seems a good idea.
I did my nana when George Michael ate his last bananaEveryone these days has a bad case of Facebook diarrhea
I sobbed when Carrie Fischer lost her chance at a sixth job10, 9, 8....3, 2, 1, and everyone let's out a gigantic cheer
I drowned myself in a small metal pail when I found out that Honey G's single failed.but I survived. So, 2017, better luck this year.