Tuesday, 26 January 2016


There's a hole in my life that I can't ever seem to fill up, Even when I turn the shit that life throws at me to lemonade and drink deeply from it's cup. I can't help but wish I was another version of another man, or perhaps I feel like that is exactly what I am. I can't even work out which member of Hinds I most want to get behind, and hold tightly whilst I use a gun to alleviate what is left of my mind. I can't say that I've ever felt like this - where the knife's been in for years but no one will give me the satisfaction of a twist.

Friday, 22 January 2016

I've Run Out Of Finish Powerball Tablets And I Don't Know What To Do With My Life

I used to dog them like a hound. Run them down until their standards hit the ground. But now, when I look around, I think: 'that's nice', and reminisce of the one time or twice that I went out on the town - said "hey baby wanna destroy all humans?" and was turned down. If concupiscence was a leaf then my whole tree is uprooted and turning brown. But at least I'm at the top, at least I'm wearing the crown.

Well. That is. Until it all comes crashing down.

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