Friday, 13 November 2015

By Invitation Only

Isn't it depressing to imagine what everyone who knows you will say about you once you're dead. That's why I hope they all die first instead. I can pay some strangers to make up the numbers at my funeral, with enough money their good will can spread. To the point where the fact they never met me will be discussed with a tone of regret and my generosity in paying them to attend will suggest success and they'll begin to think I am worthy of their respect and it will all get so intense that maybe even one or two of them will start to get upset. Yes, my funeral will be fucking perfect.

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