Case in point -
Life is sitting slumped in front of Netflix until you doze off and have nightmares about some crazed woman reciting poetry to your prick.
Life is working weekends and not getting any thanks for it.
Life is having to wait for a fucking Ryan Adams album to drop because you're too old to listen to Taylor Swift.
Life is a mountain of horse shit.
Life is a story that would have been so much simpler if it had been 122 words shorter than this.