The exception that proves the rule. A blog of short writings from Australia and England.
Monday, 27 April 2015
I'd Do Anything For Love (Yeah, Even That)
I've always been a bit of a dreamer. Enjoyed a woman who is a screamer but also pined for something a little deeper. Well now there's a geezer in my freezer who I opened up with a cleaver. And I've been looking after his wife but she's turning out to be a proper cockteaser. If killing the bastard who beat her doesn't please her, I don't know how I'm ever going to get her to let me feel her and squeeze her.