Monday, 27 April 2015

I'd Do Anything For Love (Yeah, Even That)

I've always been a bit of a dreamer. Enjoyed a woman who is a screamer but also pined for something a little deeper. Well now there's a geezer in my freezer who I opened up with a cleaver. And I've been looking after his wife but she's turning out to be a proper cockteaser. If killing the bastard who beat her doesn't please her, I don't know how I'm ever going to get her to let me feel her and squeeze her.

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