The exception that proves the rule. A blog of short writings from Australia and England.
Sunday, 22 March 2015
Reasons to Never See Someone Again
You asked for another ham sandwich. I handed you what was ostensibly a meat coffin for an embalmed pig. You ate the remains and sucked each of your fingers from the second joint down. My face scrunched into a sour lemon ball. I hated people who sucked their fingers.